thereadysext:

If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.

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captainhooker:

ive seen a ton of different variations of this drawing but have any of them been made into shirts
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'he's always talking about the day he did it’

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ouat antiheroes/villains + 7 deadly sins

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make me choose | anonymous asked:Stiles or Derek

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robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

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When you’re scared but you still do it anyway, that’s brave.

» Neil Gaiman, Coraline (via observando)  
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perksofbeingafanboy:

one does not simply walk into a book shop and have the strength to not buy a book

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penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle

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